friendz94:

The one where Monica turns 30

im-prada–u-nada:

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

sopranofemme:

sopranofemme:

sopranofemme:

sopranofemme:

my main goal

is to blow up

and then act like i don’t know nobody

present-mics-scream:

Aizawa: Don’t say a word.

Mic: ….. Fergalicious

Aizawa: I said not to say a word.

Mic: I see. Two weeks ago, playing scrabble, it wasn’t a word, but now it’s a word because it’s convenient for you.

80shorrormovie:

drunkportuguese:

80shorrormovie:

if the horror movie doesn’t have synth in the soundtrack is it really sexy?

I think you mean scary?

i absolutely don’t

biglawbear:

het-fekat:

captainsnoop:

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

stillwatersofconsciousness:

imagine the sweetest guy in the world but he shouts every word he says