Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
keep moving f o r w a r d
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
this is my favorite scene in twilight
[Mr. Krabs was panicked, and he burst into his restaurant.]
Who took me secret formuler!?
[President Nixon looks crestfallen, as he had been looking forward to a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty for so long that he couldnt help himself and stole the formula. ]
I’m so sorry Eugene, ive hurt you once again
Ya betrayed me for the last time, Nixon. Your beloved country will fall
"What a nice morning for exercising!" said Sportacus. He bounced out of bed and went by his daily routine of stretching and eating fruit. Suddenly he heard an unfamiliar voice. "Who’s there? And what are you doing in my airship!" He shouted at the stranger.
im here to suck your dick
here, have hank hill singing turn down for what.